Clues a home needs remedial Home Staging

Indications a home needs remedial home staging – sadly all photos are real

Chances are you have heard of the concept of home staging. The art of making a home look its best to home buyers. Home stagers have a load of great ideas on how to make your home more appealing for it to sell.

Selling your home is like selling a loaf of fresh baked bread. When the loaf is warm, smells wonderful and makes a buyers mouth water – they are going to buy it. Pretty simple. When a loaf of bread is stale, crusty, moldy, soggy, etc. – then no one is going to buy it. Somewhere in between is the day old bread counter where the loaves are discounted heavily.

At a minimum you would expect a home to at least be clean, swept up, no holes in the floor to fall through, a poop-free zone, no scenes in the basement suggesting Silence of the Lambs, and so on.

Then there are the homes who need a remedial home staging course

A can of Raid laying on the floor - Staging FAIL

Home staging Fail - man sized hole in floor

I do appreciate them pulling the carpet back to show the hole

home staging mishap man sized hole in floor

Man sized hole in floor - the carpet padding kept flipping back.

So – best practices do not  include advertising it took a whole can of RAID to kill the bugs. 🙂

Repair the floor if a person could actually fit through the hole in the floor

Hmm..painting…

remember to depersonalize your home - not everyone loves Pink and Yellow

Remember not EVERYONE loves Pink and Yellow spray paint in their home

Spray painted basement pink heart spray painted on their basement wall