Ox wants your money. Don’t play Poker with Dewey Oxburger.
Remember Dewey Oxburger playing poker with Cruiser in Germany?
The person with the Glamour Photo on the sign in the yard.
That is Ox.
Ox wants your money.
Ox has been hired by the home seller to get your money.
Or, more specifically, more money than you originally thought you would part with.
How does Ox play?
Ox might bake you cookies.
Ox might ask you all sorts of friendly questions about yourself, your kids, and your interests.
Gee, isn’t your daughter Sally so smart and cute? Why are you folks moving?
Little Bobby looks like a natural athlete like his daddy. What do you like about this house?
You know its just a 15 minute drive to work from here. Is this around the price you were looking for?
Ox is trying to see your cards.
Don’t play with Ox.
“What would they take?” you ask nice Mr. Ox (Cruiser -“what should I do?”)
Don’t be Cruiser. Don’t play with Ox.
You need a Sergeant Hulka to even out the game.
I want to be your ‘big toe’ in your real estate search.
I will be your Sergeant Hulka. Even if I have to ride on top of the recreational vehicle into the Czech Republic.
I know how to play and win with Dewey Oxburger.
I have been ‘playing’ for 15 years.
Hire me as your real estate Buyer Agent
Unless you like scrubbing garbage cans. 🙂
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